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/* ========================================
   NIGHT CITY MUSH — COMMON.JS
   Rotating news feed for main page
   ======================================== */

/* --- ROTATING NEWS FEED ---
   Selects 5 random items from the full
   news array and displays them on the
   main page in the news feed div
   ======================================== */

var nightCityNews = [
    "NCPD REPORT: Three Maelstrom operatives found flatlined in Northside Industrial. MaxTac not called. Investigation ongoing.",
    "TRAUMA TEAM ADVISORY: Response times in Pacifica elevated due to ongoing territorial dispute. Platinum and above clients advised to avoid the district.",
    "BIOTECHNICA FLATS: Security perimeter expanded by 200 meters. Trespassers will be prosecuted. Or flatlined. Whichever is faster.",
    "WNS BREAKING: Arasaka Tower Night City reports record quarterly security incident rate. Spokesperson declines to elaborate.",
    "NIGHT CITY RADIO: Samurai's 'Never Fade Away' tops the underground chart for the forty-seventh consecutive week.",
    "MAXTAC ADVISORY: Cyberpsycho incident reported in Kabuki. Residents advised to remain indoors. Incident resolved. Mostly.",
    "BLACK MARKET ALERT: Counterfeit Dynalar neural interfaces circulating in Watson. Buyers report signal dropout and auditory hallucinations.",
    "AFTERLIFE BAR: The wall has a new entry. No further details will be provided at this time.",
    "NCPD GANG UNIT: Tyger Claws expand territory in Japantown following negotiated settlement. Terms not disclosed.",
    "TRAUMA TEAM ADVISORY: New Platinum tier response package available. Ask your corpo HR department if you qualify.",
    "BIOTECHNICA PRESS RELEASE: CHOOH2 yield up 12% this quarter. Stockholders delighted. Watson residents unaffected.",
    "WNS REPORT: Militech convoy ambushed on I-5 corridor south of Night City. Three vehicles destroyed. Cargo unaccounted for.",
    "NIGHT CITY TRANSIT: Maglev line 7 suspended indefinitely following structural incident in Santo Domingo tunnel section.",
    "RIPPERDOC COMMUNITY NOTICE: Counterfeit Kiroshi optical units detected in Heywood black market supply chain. Verify your hardware.",
    "NCPD PRESS RELEASE: Officer-involved shooting in Rancho Coronado ruled justified. Fourth this week. Department spokesperson unavailable for comment.",
    "AFTERLIFE BAR: Rogue is in. If you have to ask whether your job is worth bringing to her, it is not.",
    "WNS ENTERTAINMENT: Lizzy Wizzy cancels Santo Domingo show citing security concerns. Refunds available at point of purchase.",
    "GANG INTELLIGENCE: Valentinos activity increased in Vista Del Rey. NCPD presence notably absent. Draw your own conclusions.",
    "TRAUMA TEAM ADVISORY: Platinum response now includes cyberware stabilisation for up to three installed pieces. Terms and conditions apply.",
    "NIGHT CITY POWER GRID: Rolling brownouts scheduled for Pacifica through end of month. No restoration timeline provided.",
    "NCPD ADVISORY: The individual known as Ozob Bozo is wanted for questioning. Approach with extreme caution. Do not grab the face.",
    "BLACK MARKET REPORT: Gen 2 Sandevistan units flooding Watson market. Performance claims do not match specifications. Buyer beware.",
    "WNS BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports of Lazarus Group operatives operating in Japantown. NCPD declines to investigate.",
    "BIOTECHNICA NOTICE: Scop formula updated. Nutritional content unchanged. Flavour profile described by company as improved. Public response mixed.",
    "AFTERLIFE BAR: The drink on the wall for Morgan Blackhand remains unpoured. The space remains reserved. No further comment.",
    "NIGHT CITY RADIO: Kerry Eurodyne announces surprise acoustic set at undisclosed Watson venue. Location distributed via word of mouth only.",
    "NCPD GANG UNIT: Maelstrom activity in NID at elevated levels. Chrome sightings above baseline. MaxTac on standby.",
    "TRAUMA TEAM ADVISORY: Gold tier response temporarily suspended in Pacifica. Platinum and above unaffected.",
    "WNS REPORT: Three corporate executives reported missing following Westbrook dinner. Arasaka, Militech and Kang Tao each decline to comment.",
    "RIPPERDOC NOTICE: Doc Ryder in Kabuki offering 15% discount on Neuroport installations through end of month. First come first served.",
    "GANG INTELLIGENCE: Animals gym in Arroyo reports three unsanctioned challenges this week. All challengers hospitalised. Gym undamaged.",
    "NIGH